I submit, in my defense, that the spider was approximately 1.5 inches FROM MY FACE, and while I am totally cool with both spiders and the flinging of spiders when the spiders are at hip height or below, I am NOT cool with spiders, or the suggestion of flinging of spiders BY MY FACE. Certainly not while driving. I am always the inside-the-house flinger and the outside-the-house flinger, but NEVER the by-my-face flinger. Hell, yesterday I even repotted several plants while numerous wasps were circling around my head. And for any of you who knew me in my childhood, those who know I would stop wearing an article of clothing FOREVER if there was a bee on it when I took it down from drying outside, know that I can catch NO FLACK for my arachnophobic freak out.
Sorry, Joe Rogan. Fear evidently IS a factor for ME.
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