Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The final word on tandal

Dearest Brother-in-law:

This is the final word. I responded to someone the other day when they asked me how Florida was, while pointing at my foot, "It was great, very warm and sunny...I got a wicked tandal!" Pause. Blink. Pause. "Do you know what that means?"

Her response, "Yes, of course! It means you got a tan on your foot, in the shape of a sandal!"

So I've done some thinking, and I've decided, once more: I'M RIGHT. Here are my examples:

Grapermelon: Grape gum combined with watermelon
Webervations: Using the web to make a reservation
Guesstimate: Guessing an estimate
Tandal: tan from a sandal.

SUCK IT.

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