Dear Work Poopers:

Dear Work Poopers:

If you are at work and need to poop, please, if you can make it, please use the private bathroom with ventilation in the basement. When you poop in the first floor bathroom, the bathroom most used by those here and visiting and the one of the two without ventilation, it smells like poop. And when I go someplace that smells like poop, I want to puke. And having it smell like poop and puke does no one any favors.

One morning when I took a Zinc tab on an empty stomach I got sick in the middle of my staff meeting, but had the foresight to run down two flights of stairs to dry heave into the private bathroom toilet. I ran. Two flights, waiting to puke. I did that for you, co-workers.

Thanks for your consideration,
Work pooper, but a private bathroom work pooper